A friend of mine posted this on Facebook today:

I don’t usually do things like this, but sometimes it’s fun. And today, I just happened to have a book sitting on the bed next to me. And I actually find the result kind of funny:

I’ll be crying in a minute, she thought as she took her hat from the peg and then realized it was too late for sewing now.

From Bellman & Black by Diane Setterfield.

What did you get?