Meet Rowena, my almost 5-year-old Honda Civic.


Rowena, say hi to everyone!

Rowena is not happy to be covered in all that snow. In fact, she was so unhappy that she didn’t want to start.

And then we had this conversation, this afternooon:

Me: How are you doing, Row Row? Are you feeling better? Gonna start up this time?

Ignition turns over

Me: That’s a good girl! You’re so good to me, Rowena.

Turns off car after moving it

Me: I know it’s cold, Row Row. It’ll be okay. You’re such a pretty girl.


This is my life. Talking to my car like it’s my pet or something.